HAIR (IN UNWANTED PLACES)
(WORDS & MUSIC BY BRIAN PINCUS)
© 2006
VERSE:
I'VE GOT SOME HAIR UPON MY BACK
IT'S JUST A LITTLE, BUT IT IS A FACT
NOW, I'M A GUY, AND YOU'RE A GIRL
THAT'S WHY YOU'D HAVE TO GET YOURS WAXED
YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THOSE ARMPITS TRIM
FOR ME, THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
I TRY TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND
BUT, BABE, YOU'VE GOT ME IN A BIND
CHORUS:
WITH HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
VERSE:
DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR HAIRY LEGS
PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS, I'M BEGGIN' YOU
I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET THROUGH
JUST TELL ME WHERE--I'LL SHAVE THERE, TOO
LET'S KEEP THAT RAZOR IN THE SHOWER
EVEN IF IT TAKES AN EXTRA HOUR
DON'T WANT AN ISSUE ON MY HANDS
AND WE BOTH KNOW WE'RE NOT IN FRANCE
CHORUS:
WITH HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
BRIDGE:
THERE'S HAIR, HAIR, HAIR
EVERYWHERE THERE'S HAIR
I WISH I DIDN'T CARE
ABOUT HAIR..............BUT I DO
VERSE:
I KNOW THAT IN A COUPLE YEARS
I'M GONNA FACE ONE OF MY DARKEST FEARS
I'LL BE JUST LIKE MOST OF MY PEERS
AND HAVE TO SHEAR MY NOSE AND EARS
CHORUS:
'CAUSE OF HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
HAIR IN UNWANTED PLACES
