THIS ONE'S TOO
(WORDS & MUSIC BY BRIAN PINCUS)
© 2006
VERSE:
I'VE BEEN ON A COUPLE FEW DATES BY NOW
I'M NOT SAYIN' THAT I UNDERSTAND THE REASONS HOW
EVEN I CAN SEE WHEN IT'S NOT RIGHT FOR ME
THEN IT'S TIME FOR MY POLICY TO LET IT BE
I TRY TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND, BUT IT AIN'T EASY
EVERYBODY'S COMIN' FROM ANOTHER GALAXY
MY FRIENDS ARE SAYIN' THAT THE PROBLEM'S GOTTA BE WITH ME
NOW, I'M TELLIN' EVERYBODY, SO THAT THEY CAN SEE
CHORUS:
I'M LOOKIN' ALL AROUND THE WORLD
SEARCHIN' FOR A LITTLE PEARL
I KNOW I'M GONNA FIND MY GIRL
VERSE:
(THIS ONE'S TOO...)
TOO WEAK, TOO GRUFF, NOT TOUGH ENOUGH
TOO THIN, TOO TALL, TOO VOLUPTUOUS
I'M LOOKIN' FOR THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF MUSCLE TONE
BEFORE THE FINE LINE OF TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE
THIS ONE'S TOO PROPER, TOO CONSERVATIVE
THIS ONE'S NOT EVER GONNA LET ME LIVE
THIS ONE'S TOO PASSIVE, GONNA GIVE RIGHT IN
THIS ONE'S GOT A BIGGER-THAN-JAY-LENO-CHIN
CHORUS:
I'M LOOKIN' ALL AROUND THE WORLD
SEARCHIN' FOR A LITTLE PEARL
I JUST GOTTA FIND MY GIRL
BRIDGE: (INSTRUMENTAL)
VERSE:
(THIS ONE'S TOO...)
TOO STIFF, TOO STRICT, TOO SERIOUS
THIS ONE'S ALREADY GOT ME GOIN' DELIRIOUS
THIS ONE'S NOT PLEASING TO THE HUMAN TOUCH
I DON'T THINK THAT WHAT I'M ASKIN' FOR IS TOO MUCH
NOW, YOU KNOW WHY I STILL DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
I'M WAITIN' FOR THE ONE TO LAST ME 'TIL THE VERY END
IF I HAVE TO, I'LL GO ON A DATE EVERYDAY
I'LL PLAY THE ODDS, SO I CAN END THIS CRAZY NUMBERS GAME
'TIL THAT DAY, I GOTTA KEEP THE TIRE TURNING
I CANNOT REST UNTIL I'VE SATISFIED THIS BURNING
WHEN IT COMES, I KNOW FOR SURE THAT I'LL BE READY
WITH ALL THIS PRACTICE, NOW I'M STRAIGHT AND STRONG AND STEADY
CHORUS:
I'M LOOKIN' ALL AROUND THE WORLD
SEARCHIN' FOR A LITTLE PEARL
I JUST GOTTA FIND MY GIRL
LOOKIN' ALL AROUND THE WORLD
I KNOW I'M GONNA FIND MY GIRL
